This is a conversation Max and I had the other day as we were stopped at the intersection waiting for another vehicle to pass.
As the truck passed Max said, "DID YOU SEE THAT SMOKIN' HOT CHICK?!"
Me: (shocked) "WHAT?"
Max: "A...You are too, Mom."
Me: (shocked again) "Thanks, but that is not what I meant. What do you mean Smokin' Hot Chick?"
Max: "She was! It wasn't even Uncle Devin's Girlfriend or anything! She was still Smokin' Hot."
Me: "Where was she?"
Max: "She was in that red truck. Didn't you see her?"
I am sad to say I did not get the chance to see this Smokin' Hot Chick. So if you drive a red truck and you happened to be driving down 4th street in Cowley a few weeks ago-Max thinks you are SMOKIN' HOT!
(P.S. I swear I don't know where that language came from!)
MORE WORDS FROM MAX....
Max and I were again driving home together this last Friday night and drove past my parents house. It just so happened that my sister Lauren had a friend over and his car was parked outside.
Max: "I think maybe Nana and Papa got a new truck."
Me: "Nope, that is Korey's truck."
Max: "Why is Korey at Nana's house?"
Me: "He is hanging out with Aunt Bug."
Max: "Why does he like Aunt Bug so much?"
Me: "I don't know."
Max: "Maybe I'll have to ask him tomorrow."
Me: "That sounds like a good idea."
Then silence for about a block...
Max: "I know why Korey likes Bug. It is because she is so beautiful."
I said something along these lines..."That is so nice to say, you are so sweet." I can't really remember because it was one of those great Mom moments, when your heart feels that it couldn't get any bigger. :)
Max continued: "She is beautiful when she's in her pretty dress (referring to her prom dress) and she is beautiful even when she's not."